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"Dwarves are great for standing on. Stocky people, very sturdy."

- Gaming Quotes from 1/9 :: When you need a ladder, but all you have is a pair of dwarves.
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"Ow! So that’s what pain feels like. I didn’t sign up for this!"

- Gaming Quotes from 1/02 :: Spellcasters tend to stand in the back for reasons.
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"I’m just trying to gauge how much murder you have left in you."

- Gaming Quotes from 12/5 :: Judging whether to rest or press on by evaluating the most damaging of the murder hobos in our group.
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"I’m not intimidating!”
“I’m… pretty sure you are."

- Gaming Quotes from 11/21 :: Said the dwarf in heavy armor.
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"But I don’t want to damage the two of you!”
“That’s an impressive step forward in your moral compass!”
“But I will anyway."

- Gaming Quotes from 11/14 :: Well, I’m trying.
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"I wouldn’t know what to tell a commoner.”
“Oh, I’m not common; I’m actually quite unusual."

- Gaming Quotes from 11/7 :: I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a “common” adventurer.
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"I listen to see if there are screaming people under the floor, because every church I’ve been to has had screaming people under the floor.”
“You’ve been in one church!”
“Exactly!"

- Gaming Quotes from 10/24 :: Maybe that first church set a bad precedent.
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"I cast confusion. It’s fully a verbal spell.”
“That wasn’t a spell. That’s just you."

- Gaming Quotes from 10/17 :: I don’t have the Confusion spell, I’m just finding that my character is very confusing.
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"Every character of mine has relied on being more of a coward than the rest of you."

- Gaming Quotes from 10/10 :: Sometimes survival is simply being able to run away faster than everyone else.
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"I figure we’re just kind of working our way through the rules here, and eventually we’ll do it right…"

- Gaming Quotes from 9/26 :: Yeah, we haven’t played 5E yet, so we’re still making a lot of 3E mistakes.
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